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Sunday, January 17, 2010
Civil war Looms
Former Oyo State
governor, Lam Adesina, has
warned northern elements
determined to frustrate Vice
President Goodluck
Jonathan from assuming
office as Acting President
that they could plunge the
country into another civil
war.
In an exclusive interview
with Sunday Sun, he
reasoned that the way
some people are carrying
on “the people of the Niger
Delta would soon ask
whether they are only good
at producing oil but not
competent to rule Nigeria.”
Adesina, a chieftain of the
Action Congress (AC),
lamented: “In other civilized
countries, whenever the
President or a governor is
away, his deputy steps in
automatically. I did it when I
was in office. To make
matters worse they are
keeping us in the dark over
the man’s health issue.
“In place of the president,
they said the Vice President
couldn’t act. Is there no law
in Nigeria? Is there no
constitution in place? How
can some people hold us to
ransom in this country? Let
them not forget the past;
we don’t want to go into
another civil war. That is
where they are pushing us
to if the people of Niger
Delta decide to react.
He blamed the leadership of
the Peoples Democratic
Party (PDP) for the raging
controversy that has
trailed President Umaru
Yar’Adua’s absence from
the country 55 days after
he travelled to Saudi Arabia
for medical treatment.
Said Adesina: “The PDP
wants to push Nigeria into
another civil war. Let them
tell us the full details of
what is happening to him.
The PDP must be careful. In
a banana republic, such
things will not even happen.
The people will rise and ask
that a new person be sworn
in.
“That is why I say that the
PDP must be very careful.
They are pushing us too
hard and they will soon
push the people to the wall.
“In the absence of
Yar’Adua, Jonathan should
be allowed. I was in office
before and when I went on
leave I delegated power to
my deputy. It is in the
Constitution. So why are we
toying with the
Constitution?”
governor, Lam Adesina, has
warned northern elements
determined to frustrate Vice
President Goodluck
Jonathan from assuming
office as Acting President
that they could plunge the
country into another civil
war.
In an exclusive interview
with Sunday Sun, he
reasoned that the way
some people are carrying
on “the people of the Niger
Delta would soon ask
whether they are only good
at producing oil but not
competent to rule Nigeria.”
Adesina, a chieftain of the
Action Congress (AC),
lamented: “In other civilized
countries, whenever the
President or a governor is
away, his deputy steps in
automatically. I did it when I
was in office. To make
matters worse they are
keeping us in the dark over
the man’s health issue.
“In place of the president,
they said the Vice President
couldn’t act. Is there no law
in Nigeria? Is there no
constitution in place? How
can some people hold us to
ransom in this country? Let
them not forget the past;
we don’t want to go into
another civil war. That is
where they are pushing us
to if the people of Niger
Delta decide to react.
He blamed the leadership of
the Peoples Democratic
Party (PDP) for the raging
controversy that has
trailed President Umaru
Yar’Adua’s absence from
the country 55 days after
he travelled to Saudi Arabia
for medical treatment.
Said Adesina: “The PDP
wants to push Nigeria into
another civil war. Let them
tell us the full details of
what is happening to him.
The PDP must be careful. In
a banana republic, such
things will not even happen.
The people will rise and ask
that a new person be sworn
in.
“That is why I say that the
PDP must be very careful.
They are pushing us too
hard and they will soon
push the people to the wall.
“In the absence of
Yar’Adua, Jonathan should
be allowed. I was in office
before and when I went on
leave I delegated power to
my deputy. It is in the
Constitution. So why are we
toying with the
Constitution?”
A joke illustrating the smartness of Nigerians
A Nigerian and a white Lawyer were sitting together on a long flight.The lawyer thinking Nigerians are DUMB,decides 2 slowpoke him. Hey,let play a game.The naija Guy was in a nap and politely declined.D lawyer persuaded 'It a cool game,I ask a question u dont no d answer,u give me $5,u ask me a question,i dont no d answer,i give u $500.This cut d atention of d guy,he decides 2 play so he wont be disturbed.The LAWYER ASKED 'WHAT IS THE DISTANCE FROM THE MOON 2 THE SUN? THEguy immediately brought out a $5 bill &gave the lawyer.now the turn of the guy he asked 'WHAT CLIMBS D HILL WITH 3LEGS BUT COMES BACK WITH 4LEGS? D lawya brought his laptop,searchd 4 it online,looked through the library congress,asked his smart friends via email. After an hour,the lawya was goin NUT! He waked d guy,gave his $500 & askd "WEL,SO WHAT CLIMBS D HILL WITH 3LEGS BUT RETURNS WITH 4? The Niger Guy reached 4 his pocket and gave the lawyer $5.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Seven kinds of sex
Someone sent this to me...found it quite interesting and thought to share...
Check it out...
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex .
The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom..
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex .
* Which means you get None in the morning, None in the afternoon and None at
night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called
Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
***
Can't we just always have Smurf and Kitchen Sex?. The world will be such a sweet place...lol
Whachuthink?
Check it out...
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex .
The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom..
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex .
* Which means you get None in the morning, None in the afternoon and None at
night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called
Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
***
Can't we just always have Smurf and Kitchen Sex?. The world will be such a sweet place...lol
Whachuthink?
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